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Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Sarcasm


My hubby just 
 *LOVES*
 glitter.
 He *adores* that due to my muscle and nerve spasms (*thank you chronic illnesses for that fun and entertaining symptom!*) I am bound to spill said glitter.
 He thinks it is *delightful* that I get all sparkly.
 And he *loves* how glitter is the herpes of crafting materials.
 What could be more *fun* then finding glitter for years after last using it. 
Finding it on the furniture. In the carpet. On the deck.
On the floor.
(not to mention on his clothes, in his beard, etc)
*Even better* his lovely wife, yes that me, uses it often enough that it can just be counted on.

*all asterisks mark sarcasm.

7 comments:

Paula - Buenos Aires said...

Better than the dog hair that we get everywhere. :D

Susan said...

Too funny! You'll have to get glow in the dark glitter so he can *appreciate* it 24-7!

Phoenix Peacock said...

Paula - we have got plenty of dog hair too! My German Shepherd seems to shed throughout the year. Now that it is just one dog, I'm hoping it will be better. I used to vacuum and then the hubby would come home and do it again because he couldn't tell it had already been done!

Kellys Art Journaling/ Sharing The Journey said...

Hee-hee. Thanks for making me smile Phoenix! I love that you use glitter all the time and that hubby finds it all the time! My hubby has given up the fight with glitter too!
Hugs and many blessings
Kelly

~Barb~ said...

"glitter is the herpes of crafting materials" has to be the best line I have heard in forever! You crack me up. Want my glitter...it scares me. LOL
Peace & Love,
~Barb~

nicoleciomek said...

"the herpes of crafting materials" I love it. hilarious. This post made me smile and laugh. It is very touching look at one of those small things in a relationship.

Kat said...

You put a smile on my face. Thank you and have a wonderful weekend.